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Dead Canaries Everywhere Tee Best Pizza in Town no matter how nice you

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no matter how nice you are

They lean too hard into jokes that are old enough to not be funny but not quite old enough to hit the cycle where they are nostalgically entertaining

Use the wrong three words in the wrong order and you could get sued big time by a company putting a lot of money into broadcasting those words everywhere to convince you they're cool guys

Maybe time to break bread with the neighbors you don't know so well yet and broaden your community

Dead Canaries Everywhere Tee Best Pizza in Town no matter how nice youThe canary in the coal mine has long passed. The propaganda outlets try to convince people that the canary never existed or that it died of old age. The head fascist tries to convice people that it was eaten by immigrants. We get a new canary, which promptly dies again. The cycle repeats itself as we head deeper into the coal mine. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that

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