Pun Tee Swinger Want to act like an

Want to act like an overentitled prick and say "my taxes paid for that" whenever you disagree with something

Don't get burned

you'll seem like a cartoon character

While at the level of quantum uncertainty

Pun Tee Swinger Want to act like anDo you like puns but have a dry comedic delivery, so they never land and you need to go back and explain that you just made a slick ass pun in everyday conversation because you are an underappreciated genius of the English language, but now your friends all think that you're an arrogant douche for calling yourself a genius and you aren't invited to Geoffrey's housewarming party anymore even though you already bought him a gift. Also, now the irony