Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] SPA Teletoptero Set: Conflux Type: Creature —

Set: Conflux Type: Creature — Beast Common Cost: {4}{R} {1}{W}: Kranioceros gets +0/+3 until end of turn

{4}{R}: Foriysian Totem becomes a 4/4 red Giant artifact creature with trample until end of turn

Set: Odyssey Type: Instant Common Cost: {4}{R} Thermal Blast deals 3 damage to target creature

Whenever Treva

Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] SPA Teletoptero Set: Conflux Type: Creature —Set: Unhinged Type: Artifact Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .